Milk.

begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

pixalry:

Super Mario Star Wars Posters - Created by Creative Outpouring

You can find more of this artist’s designs for sale on RedBubble. You can also follow along on Tumblr and Facebook.

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.