Milk.
Romantic date idea: eating pussy under the stars
penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

Me: *loses 2 followers*
Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage